The Strangest Holiday Greeting I’ve Ever Written

Life is surreal sometimes. If you would’ve told me in January that, by December, I’d be sharing my gratitude for the reddit, OnlyFans, and PornHub communities… I would’ve laughed in your face.

But here I am, Diana smiling at my side, truly grateful for the people who’ve been following our journey over the last seven months… men and women who have smashed all our assumptions about the type of people who leave comments on porn.

For every “I wanna split open that ass with my married cock” comment we receive, we get twenty more that make us grin. You give us genuine compliments. You encourage Diana in her struggle with vaginismus. You engage with us about healthy directions for porn. You recommend movies and TV shows and books. You tell us stories about people you once loved, or about your hope for finding love in the future.

And we can’t get enough of it.

We probably shouldn’t get TOO sentimental here… after all, we all know the main reason you’re here (💦 ), and the main reason Diana and I are here (💰 )… But somehow… surprisingly… neither of those things diminish the real connection we feel to the communities who have given us an outlet to be ourselves.

From the bottom of my heart, thank you for the kindness you’ve brought to a world where authenticity and sentimentality are nearly impossible to find. You have no idea how much we appreciate it.

If you’re one of the first hundred people to make it through this silly post, we want to offer you a free month of OnlyFans… not as some insincere advertisement (though we definitely make those too), but as a genuine thank-you for making our year special.

EDIT: We hit 125 subscriptions before taking down the link. If you missed it, OF will still be 50% off through December 31! 🌺

Merry Christmas, everybody, and Happy New Year!

Damien

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